Being a most lamentable History of Fluff The Tragic Drag Queen Words copyright 1997 Holly Tannen. Tune:"Puff the Magic Dragon" Original words and music by Peter Yarrow and Leonard Tipton
(chorus)	Fluff, the tragic drag queen lived by the bay And frolicked in the summer fog seven hours from L.A. Little Jackie Fag-Hag loved that rascal Fluff And brought her lace and camisoles and other fancy stuff.
Together they'd go cruising the Castro block by block Jackie made up fairy tales of Fluff's gigantic.......frock Leather men and twinkies trembled when she came The other queens would cream their jeans when Fluff squealed out her name.
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Now drag queen live forever, but fag-hags fade away Midnight flings and nipple rings make way for resumˇs Jackie went to Stanford to get her MBA And Fluff the tragic drag queen sobbed into her Chardonnay.
Her head was bent in sorrow, her make-up fell like rain Fluff got hooked on reefer and began to snort cocaine Without her lifelong friend, Fluff could not be gay So just for spite one foggy night she jumped into the bay.
(chorus)	Fluff, the tragic drag queen, lived by the bay And frolicked in the summer fog seven hours from L.A. Fluff, the tragic drag queen, lived by the bay And frolicked in the summer fog seven hours from L.A.