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The Seven Deadly Words
Tune: The Broom of the Cowdenknowes | |
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Oh the words the seven deadly words The words that we dare not say If we say (bleep), (motherbleep) or (bleep) They'll take our license away The seven deadly words. |
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How blythe was I that morn to hear My name on the radio Now every Monday on KCUF I'll have my very own show. | |
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But the words the seven deadly words The words that I dare not say If I say (bleep), (motherbleep) or (bleep) They'll take my program away The seven deadly words |
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The listeners called from near and far Gualala to Covelo Grandmothers, housewives and little kids All said they loved my show. | |
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Till one morn, one bonny summer morn That's when my sorrows began I said the deadliest deadly word And then the (bleep) hit the fan. | |
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The moon was full and I'd been up till dawn I'd had two hours sleep I pushed a button and "Car Talk" came on It was then I said "Oh bleep..." | |
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A lady from Ukiah had tuned in She heard the word I did say She'd never heard such a word before And she fainted dead away. | |
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Hard luck that I should banished be By some officious creep May he come down with a case of the piles The next time that he takes a (bleep). | |
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Some dark night, some dark and stormy night Into the studio I'll creep I'll gently turn on the microphone And I'll softly whisper "bleep..." | |
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Oh the words, the seven deadly words The words that we dare not say If we say (bleep), (motherbleep) or (bleep) They'll take our license away The seven deadly words |
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| updated 26 February 2002 : 15:29 Caspar (Pacific) time |
copyright © 2002 by Holly Tannen